Enterprise reassurance, selectively verified.

Fewer checks. Bigger invoices.

Welcome to the infosec store for teams who believe due diligence should be aspirational, performative, and priced like someone whispered "board visibility" near a purchase order.

Shop the uncertainty View my premium concern

0: questions asked on elite plans
312%: average price lift per skipped control
PDF: delivered with cathedral-grade confidence

Now stocking: risk acceptance in gift wrapEvery package includes a graph that points upPremium silence available at checkoutChecks sold separately, reluctantly

Our proprietary model

The less we verify, the more it costs.

Traditional security vendors charge for effort. Quaint. We charge for the emotional labor of not looking too closely. Select fewer checks, unlock richer margins, and receive language so confident it practically wears a blazer.

Live price theater

Move the slider toward negligence.

Watch the quote become more executive as the number of actual checks declines. It is math, if math had a sales quota.

Core package

Start with one official flavor of not looking.

One core package first. Then the add-ons may begin their little parade.

Actually Looked

Budget tier

We inspect things, write them down, and briefly ruin everyone's afternoon with reality.

Real evidence
Specific findings
Awkward remediation calls

$4,20048 checks

Vibes & Vulnerabilities

Popular

Enough checking to sound technical, not enough to threaten the roadmap.

Curated screenshots
Two tasteful caveats
Dashboard-shaped comfort

$15,60018 checks

Executive Blink Test

Premium

A brisk glance, a serious nod, and a report that knows which fonts procurement likes.

Adjectival evidence
Board-ready heatmap
No distracting packet captures

$28,6005 checks

Zero-Touch Assurance

Luxury

No checks. No friction. No sudden discovery of that one S3 bucket everyone forgot.

Premium silence
Gold PDF footer
Findings available as optional add-on

$48,0000 checks

Add-ons

Accessorize your audit-shaped object.

Currently locked behind the radical concept of picking the thing you are buying.

Findings Removal Polish

Turns hard truths into roadmap-friendly observations with rounded corners.

$2,400

Severity Inflation

Everything becomes business-critical when the renewal is near.

$1,800

Beige Appendix

Twenty-seven pages nobody reads, included for gravitas and binder weight.

$900

Laptop-Free Debrief

A meeting where we all agree the real vulnerability is alignment.

$3,100

Attestation Perfume

Spritzes your control environment with notes of walnut, leather, and plausible deniability.

$5,200

Enterprise Logo Tax

For organizations whose logo looks expensive enough to deserve a surcharge.

$7,400

Comparison table

What gets checked?

Plan	Checks	Evidence	Executive vibe
Actually Looked	48	Annoyingly real	Moderate
Vibes & Vulnerabilities	18	Curated	High
Executive Blink Test	5	Mostly adjectives	Very high
Zero-Touch Assurance	0	Invoice-grade	Unbearable

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